Wednesday 19 October 2022

An Ode to Clash of Clans

As we rest by the fire

Its this open air I admire

In this army camp, I take a seat

To enjoy some carrots, or even meat!

But just as I settle in to rest

On chat appears a troop request

And my heart beats with fear and hate

As you click on me to donate!

And I'm programmed to leave in immediate haste

Forced to run to your friend's base

Into their "castle", except there is no throne

Just a windowless space of imprisoning stone

Supercell, I scream at you with frustration

How does this pass health and safety regulations?

I'm squashed between a giant and dragon's nose

My face is jammed into a barbarian's toes

Oh god, I can feel it coming back

Yet another panic attack

As my breathing stops, respiration anaerobic

Not a great job for a claustrophobic.

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